If you have ever smoked weed, and are not from a desert island, you will have heard at least one of these. Stereotypes and ganja just kind of go together like, well, weed and the munchies.
People who smoke weed in particular have lots of these to choose from. Lazy, disorganized, conspiracy-theory spouting couch potatoes is perhaps the most negative of the lot. These days however, stereotyping is moving in a different direction. It is increasingly “cool” again to blaze up.
This shift has everything to do with changing laws and different generations. That said, there are always stereotypes. They are just not the same. Here is the skinny. There are many different kinds of users, who use marijuana for all kinds of purposes. What is the essence of this idea – and what does it really have to do with you?
STIGMA CREATES A COOL BRAND – SOMETIMES
Stereotypes of anything are a mark of a cultural road bump. In this case it is the growing acceptance and mainstreaming of a drug. Stereotypes about weed these days, are not necessarily all bad.
Beyond this, however, cannabis use in particular has been deliberately stigmatized for about the last century. Smoking weed, according to early propaganda, created the urge to dance with people of other skin colours (or have sex with them). It also apparently created a fondness for jazz, at the time stigmatized because of its African American roots. Later on in the century, smoking pot was associated by the government of the United States in particular, as subversive. The act was associated with growing long hair. It was also associated with burning draft cards (for men).
In addition to this, of course, the medical “evidence” of the day promoted the concept that using marijuana was a one way trip to hell. Joblessness, mental illness and societal rejection were implicit somewhere in all of them. People who smoked pot, in other words, exhibited anti-social behaviour. Something was clearly “wrong” with them. Users who did exhibit some of the less savoury characteristics of abusing any substance were held up as poster children of the entire situation. Use pot and you will get fat, eat potato chips and spend all your time online watching TV. This of course has been updated to surfing the net or playing computer games. Ending up in prison has always been a popular idea. Or ending up without friends and dying all alone in a cheap hotel in your underwear. Ad nauseum.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A “STONER”
Basically, “stoner” usually refers to someone who smokes weed. It can be pejorative. These days it is changing of course. But essentially it all refers to the act of regularly imbibing weed.
Does pot make you more “chill?” Well sure. It can. That is also why a lot of medical users suffering from anxiety rely on it. Cannabinoids work with brain and body chemistry to remove pain – a big cause of stress. And as a result, other “non-chill” behaviour that goes with it.
Does pot make you stupid? The answer to that of course is a resounding no. In fact, one of the other, more modern clichés of a cannabis user is that they are also an IT geek. These are people who are usually fairly smart. They certainly understand coding on a level that eludes the average person. Intelligence,in other words, or the lack of it, has nothing to do with cannabis use.
Does marijuana make you “anti-social?” Well, sure, it could. However there are plenty of people who use the drug who are also people who tend to work by themselves. Creativity and mental focus are also a hallmark of many users. And many of those people work alone. You do not paint or code or write via committee.
Does marijuana use make you dress, walk, eat or look funny? Come on. We all know the answer to that one. Do all pot smokers wear clothing emblazoned with the plant logo? No. Is it a lifestyle thing? It certainly can be. That includes associating yourself with the cannabis plant. It also can mean living untraditionally – whatever that means.
There was a time when even U.S. government promoted the idea that marijuana use could make you “gay.”
One of the most interesting stereotypes about marijuana use of course is about gender. To date, most self-identified users are still male. This is also how they are portrayed in media too. However there is a strong female subtext to pot use that is still coming out of the shadows – especially for Millennials. This includes women who buy weed. It also encompasses women who are starting to write about their experiences with pot. It comprises women who cover the industry or work in it in some way. Increasingly it also means that it could include a woman grower or other legitimate, licensed business owner.
So is there a stereotype of a weed user, much less a “stoner?” Sure. Lots of them. So many of them, in fact, that they don’t really say anything at all.
STONER HUMOR IS STILL FUNNY
That is not to say that stoners, of all people, do not have a sense of humour. Including about themselves.
Here is a top 10 list of “attributes.” Figure out how you rank. Bonus points above a hundred move you into acceptance, not necessarily rehab. You are also most probably a patient. Rank your fit to each of these attributes on a scale of 1-10.
1. You smoke pot with friends and alone. Give yourself an extra 10 points if you ingest some form of cannabinoids at least once a day.
2. You know the lingo. This means obviously the difference between indica and sativa hybrids. It also means, for the full 10 points, that you can reel off the differences between Kush cousins, cutting edge landrace hybrids now winning the Cup circuits, and more. You can also talk about wattage and yield per square meter like the home growing pro you probably also are, even if not legally licensed by any authority. Give yourself up to an extra ten points if you understand the impact of flavonoids and or terpenoids. Give yourself a gold star, plus another ten points if you are in fact legally licensed to produce marijuana anywhere on the planet.
3. You own your own gear. This can include cooking utensils of any kind.
4. You use cannabinoids more than once a day, in any form. Users of over 1 gram per day, for any reason, give yourself up to another 10 points.
5. You have smoked or ingested weed before meeting important people in your life. Could be your parents. Or your boss. Or your current main squeeze. Give yourself an extra 10 bonus points if they were accepting or, alternatively you were disinherited, fired, or etc.
6. You smoke weed deliberately, before doing anything. This could include fun or chore stuff. Give yourself an extra 100 points if you are unable to do these things before you ingest weed because your chronic condition prevents it otherwise. Go for it.
7. You understand if not get off on weed porn. Give yourself at least a couple of points for knowing what this actually is. This is also absolutely an obsession that crosses both genders. Actual drooling instances give you an automatic extra ten points. It sounds weird. But trust us, it is addictive. Plus of course, you know it when you see it.
8. You have a favourite spot to ingest pot. It could be outdoors. It could also be in a bubble bath, sweat lodge, or right before closing a customer. Regardless, if you have a spot or ritual, yep, you are one of the club. Give yourself up to another 10 points based on the awesomeness of the situation and or ritual. Having sex counts.
9. You own a piece of stoner-wear. Or deliberately do not. Either extreme works here for basic point-tallying purposes. However you must rate yourself accordingly. To get a ten on this one as a stoner wear enthusiast, you have to have colour coded collections, preferably by year, and then go from there. If you light up regularly and do not have any stoner gear, you are also a star. However, also remember you have to be a purist here. Are you sure you did not pick up any pens or other gizmos from the last pot expo you went to? Seriously? If so, sure, you get a 10, but you have to be sure for top points.
10. You have never had a bad experience with weed. Including coughing. Or laughing when you were not supposed to. Or being arrested. Etc. Come on. Own up. If you get a zero on this one, you are either lying to yourself, or you would have puffed a toke, somewhere by now. Just to see what folks are talking about. Even if you did not inhale.